I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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