What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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