Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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