ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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