I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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