I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
