Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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