He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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