fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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