Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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