Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i now understand why vodka
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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