Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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