id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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