Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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