you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
someone owes me an orgasm
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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