sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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