Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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