She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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