She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My penis needs a shock collar
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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