I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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