Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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