ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Are we still banned from the library?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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