come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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