I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Randomize