I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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