In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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