worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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