So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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