also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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