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(925): View more from California

I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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(850): View more from Florida

so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?

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(678): View more from Georgia

i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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(310): View more from California

Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight

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(512): View more from Texas

She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.

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