To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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