I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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