i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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