They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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