check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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