i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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