I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
