on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
It's just like the Real World with babies
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
