i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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