Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You need Xanax blowdarts
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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