I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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