I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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