it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
wow bdsm is so cute
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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