sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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