I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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