So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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