I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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