I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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