you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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