that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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