Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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