there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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