we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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