I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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