I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
im on a boat
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