is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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